
Is it time for school or what? I feel like this last week has just come and gone so fast and now school is here. Greg starts tomorrow and Dal starts on Wednesday. Someone just reminded me that Dal gets baptized in a week and a half. Don't mind me...my mind is still on vacation...CRAP! I guess I better start planning it out and get some invitations made up and sent out..right? Do ya do that? Send invitations? Ah, la di da...we'll see what happens.

Well, this week like always had its exciting times and its not so exciting times. Where do I start? Greg and I were able to go and finish off my mom and dad's yard. We were helping them landscape and Dal and Alex went for a Grandma and Grandpa sleepover at the Johnson's and Greg had to work so I decided I would go over and finish...and finish I did. I almost wanted to jump off of a cliff. Holy Cow...I seriously had so much dirt boogers up my nose I thought I'd scream..but I am glad that my parents are happy with the end result. There may be a reason why I am the FaVoRiTe daughter...LOL!!! Okay, there SHOULD be a reason for me to BE the favorite daughter. I know siblings..those are fighting words...so why don't ya get your butts out here and do some gardening???HUH? Oh, and then we could hang out too?!?!?

Well, so Dallins forever bestfriend Tanner came to our house to sleep over on Wednesday. I hope he will forgive me for telling this story..but it has to be told. All should know by now that I am absolutely terrified of bees, hornets, wasps, any ugly flying thing that wants to sting me. If you don't know what I am talking about...refer back to my post about the bumble bee. It ain't pretty my friends. I seriously have to give myself a pep talk just to go out and get the mail because I am sure there are bees just getting ready to run me down and sting me as soon as I leave my house. I think they are a waste of life and I laugh when I smash their beehives...okay, so Greg pulls them down, I wait until all signs of life have left...like say,...two weeks and then I bravely march out there and step on it. Ya, ya, ya,..I know..so they help with pollen and flowers and whatever the other heck they do but I don't care. All you bee activists...just be quiet. I don't want to hear the speech on how good they are and what they do for our world....I don't freakin care! Stuff it...I hate them and that is all there is too it. So with that long explanation out of the way..onto #5,000,480,000,903 of why I hate the bee family. My poor little Tanner, (Dal's BFF) came to my house and we had just finished dinner. I was doing dishes and the boys were out in the back playing. I looked out the window and saw poor poor Tanner screaming and crying and running towards the house. Now you have to understand that Tanner is like a child to me. I just love him to peices. They lived by us in A.F. and we can't go long with out seeing them. Anyways, I noticed that Tanner was running holding his, um, let's see, let's just call it his "package". SERIOUSLY! I opened the door and said what happened. I could hardly believe it. We have one of those "waste of money, kids never play on it, 10 billion years to put together" teeter totter airplanes from Costco. He went out to get on it...in his swimming shorts (so ofcourse no undies) and propped his legs up on the teeter totter and low and behold a damn(sorry, no better explanation) beehive/wasp nest...whatever....was right there and up flew a bee and pierced his prives!!! No joke. Right in the nachos!!! Can you say...akward and painful?!?!? Now we know that "men" can barely have air blown towards their stuff without bending over in pain (atleast my man) and so can you imagine actually the pain of being stung in that area?!?!? I made him drop the shorts and I shook them out to make sure he still didn't have visitors and then I did the only thing I could think of...I threw him in the bathtub...and then called his mom. I felt so bad for him but then Martha and I couldn't stop laughing. How would you like to make the phone call to one of your good friends to tell them their son's jewels were attacked by some outrageous perverted bees?? I'm appauled and I immediately sent Greg out to kills the bees. Dead. Gone! Poor TanMan!! He said he doesn't hate my house...just my backyard. So, here's a message to the bees. You touch me...I will cry and then I will send Greg out to smash you and any relatives that may be flying by my house! No questions. Now, you touch me in off limit, out of bounds places...I will hunt you down and kill you myself.....I'll be the one in the "bee proof" suit! Got it?

Anyways, Tan recovered within the hour and all the kids came out to help us wash the van. That's right.. we washed our "van"... we're that kind of a family and I'm proud to be a van owner. Love it! Anyways. Greg and I were quickly reminded why maybe we shouldn't have reproduced together. Dal collects rocks and he was ecstatic to find when I was painting his room last week that the previous occupant had a rock collection in the vents. I always wondered why that room was so hot in the summer and cold in the winter..it was blocked by about 25 rocks.. oh and a barbie boot. That didn't come from my boys!! Funny stuff. Anyways, I was vaccuming the van out and Greg said, "Hey Bec, go check out your son." I walk out there and he has like 60 rocks lined up on the sidewalk and he is holding up a sign that says "Free Prittie Rocks....60 cents!!" I'm surprised Greg caught that...I was always pretty good with the math..okay up until like 8th grade..but did I ever mention I was Validictorian in the 6th grade? No..I'll share another time..just thought I'd mention it again. But, Greg on the other hand is better at other subjects...like LUNCH! (just kidding Greg, you were good in Phys Ed too!!) We had a good laugh and he actually had some customers. I told Greg to quit his day job and start selling rocks...the kids were really excited!!
Greg and I went to Brian Regan on Thursday. I think everyone in life needs a good laugh. I was laughing so hard. I am always quickly reminded how obnoxious my laugh is because people turn and stare. Get over it..he was funny! I was almost front and center..I was sure we made eye contact. Sadly though, even being close up, I am so blind I had to still stare at the big screen to the side. Thanks to all of our "cruise buddies" for getting us to go! I love Brian Regan and I'm pretty sure if we hung out we'd laugh all night...oh wait..that's what we did!! I'm also pretty sure he got most of his material from studying Greg. There were sometimes Greg and I were laughing so hard because it was taken straight from our lives!! Good thing we can laugh about it.
Well, life begins again this week and I'm sure there will be more drama on the front in the Johnson home. So it goes. It just makes life more exciting!!

Colton is determined to undress and dress himself. He found himself in an akward position the other day...I just had to take a picture!!
Colton's favorite thing to say this week: "You play ball like a girl!!!"
Alex's favorite thing to say this week: "you da best mom EVER!"
Dal's start soccer this week!...Yeah!!